Fishing jokes
A father and son went fishing one day. While
they were
out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the
world around
him. He asked his father, "How does this boat
float?
The father replied, "Don't rightly know son." A little later,
the
boy looked at his father and asked, "How do fish breath
underwater?"
Once again the father replied, "Don't rightly know son." A
little
later the boy asked his father, "Why is the sky
blue?"
Again, the father repied. "Don't rightly know son." Finally, the boy
asked his father, "Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these
questions?"
The father replied, "Of course not, you don't ask
questions, you
never learn nothin'."
