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Todays joke

The sheriff of a small
town was also the
town's
veterinarian.

One night the phone rang, and his wife
answered. An
agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?"

"Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a
vet?" the
wife asked.

"Both!" was the reply. "We can't get our dog's mouth

open, and there's a burglar in it."

Food jokes

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area." "Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!"