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Todays joke
A guy took his blonde
girlfriend to a
football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his
girlfriend how she liked the game.
"Oh, I really liked it," she said,
"but I just couldn't understand
why they were killing each other
for 25 cents."
"What on earth do you mean???"
"Well I saw
them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest
of the
game all they kept screaming was:
Get the quarter back! Get the
quarter back!
Food jokes
What are the four food groups?
For
bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled.
For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley
and Yeast.
For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.
