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Todays joke
An accountant is in a car travelling with a
farmer
client around his farm.
They pass a large mob of sheep
and the farmer says, "You're pretty
good with numbers, Keith. How
many sheep do you reckon are in that
paddock?"
The accountant
looks at the sheep for a moment and says, "One
thousand, eight
hundred and thirty two."
The farmer is amazed. "Exactly right", he
says. "How did you work
that out so fast?"
"Easy," says the
accountant "I counted the number of feet and
divided by 4."
Food jokes
What
cake wanted to rule the world?
Attila the Bun.
