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Todays joke
WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It
has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the
carburettor? That's ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the
carburettor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is.
I'll check it
out.
Where's the car?"
WIFE: "In the pool."
Food jokes
Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the
larder yesterday, and now there's only one. Why?
Fred: I
don't know. It must have been so dark I didn't see the other
one.