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Todays joke
Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling.
During an oral
spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on
the
blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we
have if we placed a "K" in the front?"
After a moment's
reflection, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
Food jokes
Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what
fruit
would it remind you of?
Pupil: A pear.