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Todays joke
There was a Packers fan with a really crappy
seat at Lambeau.
Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat
on the 50-yard
line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his
way down to the
empty seat.
When he arrived at the seat, he
asked the man sitting next to it, "Is
this seat taken?" The man
replied, "This was my wife's seat. She
passed away. She was a big
Packers fan." The other man replied,"I'm so
sorry to hear of your
loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket
to a friend or a
relative?"
The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."
Food jokes
Why are oranges like bells?
You can peel
(peal) both of them.
