Travel and tourist jokes
A man was driving along
the
highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He
swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit
jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man
as
well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and
got
out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay,
the rabbit
was dead. The driver felt so awful he began to
cry.
A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of
the
road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the
man what
was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained. "I
accidently hit this rabbit and
killed it."
The woman told the man
not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to
her car trunk and
pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp,
dead rabbit, and
sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.
Miraculously,
the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two
humans and hopped down the road. 50 feet away the rabbit stopped, turned
around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 feet,
turned, waved, and hopped another 50 feet. The man was astonished.
He
couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's
spray can!
He ran over to the woman and demanded, " What was in your
spray can?
What did you spray onto that rabbit?" The woman turned
the can around so
that the man could read the label. It
said:
"'Hare Spray' Restores Life to Dead Hare. Adds Permanent Wave."
