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Here you will be able to get your daily laugh. We have new jokes each day. So each dayis a new joke.
We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.

Todays joke

The man was in no shape to drive, so
he
wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking

unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.

"What are you doing out
here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer.

"I'm going to a lecture."
the man said.

"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?"
the cop asked.

"My wife." said the man.

Frog jokes

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, " I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so." That night, while the princess dined on frog legs,she kept laughing and saying, "I don't THINK so."