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Todays joke
A man had been out in the
back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn't
smell very good. Finally he needed a break and came in to town for
a few
beers.
In the bar, he saw the local jock of the
town's football team. He was
bragging about his girlfriend and how she
was lucky to have him for a
boyfriend.
The lumberjack, after
drinking six bottles of beer, was heard to say,
"Buddy, if she went
out with me, she'd never go out with you ever
again."
To
which the local jock replied, "Hey buddy, if she went out with you,
she'd never go out with ANYONE ever again."
Gorilla jokes
Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a
race?
A. Because all his friends shout, "GO-RILLA!"
