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We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.
Todays joke
A new business was opening and one of the
owner's friends wanted to send
flowers for the occasion. They
arrived at the new business site and the
owner read the card; it said
"Rest in Peace". The owner was angry and
called the florist to
complain. After he had told the florist of the
obvious mistake and how
angry he was ,the florist said. "Sir, I'm
really
sorry for the
mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine
this:
somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have
flowers
with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new
location."
Gorilla jokes
How do you make a Gorilla float?
Two scoops
of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!
