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Todays joke
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his
first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was
expected
at his house.
One day the mother allowed the boy to feel
the movements of the unborn
child. The six-year old was obviously
impressed, but made no comment.
Furthermore, he stopped telling his
teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the
boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever
has become of that baby
brother or sister you were expecting at home?"
Tommy burst into
tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"
Gorilla jokes
Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?
An
advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!
