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Todays joke
A little boy
wanted $100 badly and prayed for
two weeks but nothing happened. Then he
decided to write a letter
to the Lord requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities
received the letter addressed to the Lord,
USA, they decided to send it
to President Clinton. The President was so
impressed, touched, and
amused that he instructed his secretary to send
the little boy a
$5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money
to a little
boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to
write a
thank-you note to the Lord. It said:
Dear
Lord,
Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that
for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as
usual,
those jerks deducted $95.
Halloween jokes
Q: What do
birds give out on Halloween?
A: Tweets.
