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Todays joke
A blonde
was visiting Washington, DC for
the first time. She wanted to see the
Capitol building.
Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a
police officer for
directions, "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the
Capitol
building?"
The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54
bus. It'll take you right there." She thanked the officer and he
drives
off.
Three hours later the police officer returned to
the same area and,
sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the
same bus stop. The officer
got out of his car and said, "Excuse me,
but to get to the Capitol
building, I said to wait here for the
number 54 bus. That was three hours
ago. Why are you still
waiting?"
The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long
now. The
45th bus just went by!"
