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Todays joke

A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital
and tells the desk
nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear
doctor."
"There is no such doctor" she tells him. "Perhaps you would like to

see someone else?"
"No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor," he
says.
"But there is no such doctor," she replies. "We have doctors for the

eyes and doctors for the ear, nose and throat, but no eye-ear
doctor."
No help. He repeats, "I want to see the eye-ear
doctor."

They go around like this for a few minutes and then the nurse says:

"Comrade, there is no eye-ear doctor, but if there were one, why would

you want to see him?"
"Because," he replies, "I keep hearing one
thing and seeing
another."

Hair and bald jokes

a guy was teased everywhere of his totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he decided that he should say sumthin about it! so he stood up on2 the tallest statue and shouted 4 everyone 2 hear: 'I AM NOT BALD, ITS JUST THAT IM TALLER THAN MY HAIR!'