Heaven and hell jokes
Three men die in a car accident
Christmas Eve. They all find
themselves at the pearly gates waiting to
enter Heaven. On entering
they must present something relating or
associated with Christmas.
The first man searches his pocket, and
finds some Mistletoe, so he is
allowed in.
The second man
presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.
The third man pulls
out a pair of stockings.
Confused at this last gesture, St.
Peter asks, "How do these represent
Christmas?"
"They're
Carol's."
