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Here you will be able to get your daily laugh. We have new jokes each day. So each dayis a new joke.
We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.

Todays joke

The drunken wino was stumbling down the street
with one foot
on the curb and one foot in the gutter.

A cop
pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, sir. You're

obviously drunk"

The wasted wino asked, "Ociffer, are ya absolutely
sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper.
"Let's go."

Obviously relieved, the wino said "That's a relief - I
thought I was
a cripple."

Heaven and hell jokes

One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang. walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, "God, there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?". God replied, "Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell." St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling "God, God, they're gone, they're gone!" "Who, the New Yorkers?". "No, the Pearly Gates."