Heaven and hell jokes
A man arrives at the gates of heaven.
St.
Peter asks, "Religion?"
The man says,
"Methodist."
St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very
quiet as you pass room 8."
Another man arrives at the gates
of heaven. "Religion?"
"Baptist."
"Go to room 18, but be
very quiet as you pass room 8."
A third man arrives at the
gates. "Religion?"
"Jewish."
"Go to room 11, but be very
quiet as you pass room 8."
The man says, "I can understand there
being different rooms for
different religions, but why must I be quiet
when I pass room 8?"
St. Peter tells him, "Well the Jehovah's
Witnesses are in room 8, and
they think they're the only ones
here.
