Heaven and hell jokes
Three people die, a Doctor a school
teacher
and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by
St. Peter he
asks the Doctor 'what did you do on
Earth?'
The Dotor replied, I healed the sick and if they could not pay I would
do it for free. St. Peter told the Doctor, 'you may go
in.'
St. Peter then asked the teacher what she did, she replied, I taught
educationally challenged children. St. Peter then told her 'you may
go
in.'
St. Peter asked the third man, 'what did you do?'
The man hung his
head and replied, 'I ran a large HMO.' To which
St. Peter replied,
'you may go in, but you can only stay 3
days.'
