Heaven and hell jokes
Three men die and go to heaven and
queue to meet St. Peter.
St. Peter: Hi, what's your
name?
Paul: My name is Paul.
St. Peter: Hi, Paul. Tell me, when you
died, how much were you earning?
Paul: 120K.
St. Peter:
Wow! Tell me, Paul, what were you doing to earn that kind of
money?
Paul: I was a lawyer.
St. Peter: That's great. Come on
in. St. Peter then turned to the
second man. Hi, what's your
name?
Roger: My name is Roger.
St. Peter: Hi, Roger. Tell me,
when you died, how much were you
earning?
Roger:
60K.
St. Peter: Hey, that's great! Tell me, Roger:, what did you do for a
living?
Roger: I was an accountant.
St. Peter: That's
very good. Come on in. St. Peter then turned to the
second man. Hi,
what's your name?
John: My name is John.
St. Peter: Hi,
John. Tell me, John, how much were you earning when you
died
?
John: About $23,000.
St. Peter: Hey, that's
fantastic, John! Tell me, what instrument did
you play?
