Heaven and hell jokes
A famous professor of surgery
died
and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the
gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?' 'Yes,' the
professor ansvered. 'When I was a young candidate at the hospital of
Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community
Hospital,
and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee
did not se it
so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now.'
'Well,' said
the gatekeeper. 'That is a very minor sin. You may
enter.' 'Thank
you very much, Saint Peter,' the professor
ansvered. 'Im am not Saint
Peter,' said the gatekeeper. 'He is having
his lunchbreak. I am Saint
Lucas.'
