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We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.
Todays joke
Deep
within a forest a little
turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of
effort he reached the top,
jumped into the air waving his front legs and
crashed to the
ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree
again, jumped, and
fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again
while a couple
of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts.
Finally, the
female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I
think it's
time to tell him he's adopted."
Horse jokes
What goes into the mouth of a quarter
horse?
Two bits!
