Hunting jokes
The
Wednesday-night church service
coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our
pastor asked who had
bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the
pastor said, "I
don't get it. Last Sunday many of you said you were were
unable to
make service because of hunting season. I had the whole
congregation
pray for your deer."
One hunter groaned, "Well, it worked. They're
all safe."
