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Todays joke

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to

his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table,
he
suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning
to the
man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said,
"No
problem." He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of
false teeth.
"Try these," he said. The speaker tried them. "Too
loose," he said.
The man then said, "I have another pair - try these."
The speaker
tried them and responded, "Too tight." The man was not
taken back at
all. He then said, "I have one more pair. Try them."
The speaker said,
"They fit perfectly."With that he ate his meal
and gave his speech.
After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker
went over to thank the man
who had helped him. "I want to thank you
for coming to my aid. Where
is your office? I've been looking for
a good dentist." The man
replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm an
undertaker."

Hunting jokes

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself." The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same." The old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went 'ROARRRR!'"