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Here you will be able to get your daily laugh. We have new jokes each day. So each dayis a new joke.
We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.

Todays joke


A Jewish
father has two kids who want to
sell lemonade on the street
corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures
he'll spend about 3 bucks on
the
ingredients, the kids will
sell maybe 10 glasses and then drink the
rest
and get stomach
aches. His eventual response:

"Go stand on the corner for two hours
and come back, I'll give
you two dollars. Everybody wins."


Hunting jokes

A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters. Miraculously, the swallowed hunter remained alive, trapped in the belly of the grizzly. The other hunter runs back to town and organizes a rescue party which heads back to the woods armed with torches, guns, spears, etc. Soon they spot two bears on the horizon and everybody starts shooting at the bear that's closest to them. "No, not that one," shouts the surviving hunter, "That's the female." "The Czech is in the male."