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We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.
Todays joke
The housewife answered a knock on the door
and found a total
stranger standing on the doorstep.
"Excuse me
for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I
pass your
house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that
every day
you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of
bread."
"That's right." "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of
bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate
cake." "Well, today is his birthday."
Idiot and fool jokes
What do you call an alien
starship
that drips water?
A crying saucer.
