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Three New Zealanders and three
Aussies are
travelling by train to a cricket match at the World Cup in
England.

At the station, the three Aussies each buy a ticket
and watch as the
three New Zealanders buy just one ticket between
them. "How are the
three of you going to travel on only one ticket?"
asks one of the Aussies.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the New
Zealanders.

They all board the train. The Aussies take their
respective seats but
all three New Zealanders cram into a toilet and
close the door behind
them.

Shortly after the train has
departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets. He knocks on
the toilet door and says, "Ticket please."

The door opens just a
crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in
hand. The conductor
takes it and moves on.

The Aussies see this and agree it was
quite a clever idea. So after the
game, they decide to copy the
New Zealanders on the return trip and
save some money (being
clever with money, and all that).

When they get to the station,
they buy a single ticket for the return
trip. To their astonishment,
the New Zealanders don't buy a ticket at
all!!

"How are you
going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed
Aussie.

"Watch and learn," answers a New Zealander. When they board the
train
the three Aussies cram into a toilet and soon after the three New

Zealanders cram into another nearby. The train departs.

Shortly afterwards, one of the New Zealanders leaves the toilet and

walks over to the toilet where the Aussies are hiding.

He knocks
on the door and says, "Ticket please."

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Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison electrical repairmen, were working on a blown house circuit. "Hey, Cole!" said Edney. "See those two wires?" "Sure," Cole answered. "Now just grab one of them." Cole grabbed one of the wires. "Feel anything?" asked his partner. "Not a thing," answered Cole. "Good!" said Edney. "Don't touch the other one or you'll drop dead!"