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Todays joke

Two astronauts were in
a space ship circling
high above the earth. One had to go on a space
walk while the other
stayed inside.

When the space walker tried to get back inside
the space ship, he
discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he
knocked.

There was no answer. He knocked again, louder this
time. There was
still no answer.

Finally he hammered at the
door as hard as he could and heard a voice
from inside the space ship
saying, 'Who's there?'

Idiot and fool jokes

Henderson bought a new car and, after he left the showroom, decided to catch a movie. When he came out, Henderson noticed he'd locked the car and left the keys in the ignition. He telephoned the dealer. "Which is the cheapest window to break?" he asked. "You don't have to break any of the windows," explained the dealer. "I'll come right down with another key and we can open it together." "No, no!" shouted the new car owner. "I gotta know now! It's about to rain and I wanna put the top up!"