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Todays joke
After being laid off from five
different
jobs in four months, Arnold was hired by a warehouse. One day he
lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock. Surveying
the damage, the owner shook his head and said he'd have to withhold
ten percent of Arnold's wages to pay for the repairs. "How much
will it
cost?" asked Arnold. "About $4,500," said the owner.
"What a relief!" exclaimed Arnold. 'I've finally got job
security!"
Idiot and fool jokes
The Albanian planted lightbulbs in
his garden.
He heard that tulips grew from bulbs.