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We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.

Todays joke

There was this little guy sitting

inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn't move for a

half-an-hour, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next

to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down.

The poor man started crying. The truck driver turned and said: "Come

on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I
just
can't stand to see a man crying."

"No, it's not that.
Today is the worst day of my life. First, I
overslept and was late
for an important meeting. My boss became outraged and
then fired me.

"When I left the building to my car, I found out that it was
stolen.
The police said they could do nothing. I then got a cab to
return home,
and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I
found that I
left my whole wallet in the cab.

"I got
home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left

home depressed and came to this bar. And now, when I was thinking about

putting an end to my life, YOU show up and drink my poison ..."

Computer jokes

Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.