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Todays joke
The world's most incredibly lazy man found
a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three
wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel.
"They're yours, but what are they for?" the genie asked.
"I'm tired
of walking everywhere--I want to just ride the horse. The
sumo
wrestler is so that I won't have to work to get on the horse."
"But the
squirrel?" asked the genie.
"I need something to go 'click-click'
to start the
horse!!!"
