Subscribe! Get free jokes in your email.
Enter your email address below to sign up.
See my jokes -Daily updated jokes
Here you will be able to get your daily laugh. We have new jokes each day. So each dayis a new joke.
We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.
Todays joke
An
elderly fisherman wrote to a mail
order house the following:
"Please send me one of those gasoline
engines for my boat you show on
page 438, and if it's any good, I'll
send you a check."
In a short time he received the following
reply: "Please send check.
If it's any good, we'll send the
engine."
Judge jokes
Judge to witness: "And where was the location of
the
accident?"
Witness: "Approximately milepost
499."
Judge:: "And where is milepost 499?"
Witness: "About halfway
between milepost 498 and milepost
500."
