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Todays joke
A guy walks
into a
tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man
playing
the piano, so he asked the bartender, "What's that all
about?"
The bartender told him he that would tell him later. So the guy
asked
the bartender for a drink. The bartender said, "Before you get
your
drink, you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make one
wish."
"Okay," said the guy. He went over to the magic beer bottle and
rubbed it. Poof. Out came a genie. The genie, of course, said, "You
have
one wish."
The guy thought about it and then wished for
a million bucks. A cloud
of smoke filled the room, and then both
the genie and the guy
disappeared. In a few minutes, the guy
reappeared back in the bar with a million
ducks all around him.
The
guy was astounded and said to the bartender, "Hey! I didn't want
a
million ducks." The bartender replied, "Do you think I wanted a
twelve-inch Pianist?"
King Kong jokes
Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of
his feet brown?
So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut
butter.
