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Todays joke
An irate father stormed into the principal's
office. "I demand to know," he screamed, "why my son Winslow was
given a zero on his English examination."
"Now, don't get
excited," said the principal. "We'll get your
Winslow's English
teacher in here. I'm sure she has some explanation."
A few minutes
later, the English teacher arrived.
"Why did you give Winslow a
zero on his English final?" demanded the
father.
"I had no
choice," said the schoolmarm. "He handed in a blank paper
with
absolutely nothing on it."
"That's no excuse," shouted the father.
"You could have at least
given him an 'A' for neatness!"
Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ammonia
!
Ammonia who ?
Ammonia a poor little sparrow !