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Todays joke
There was a blonde who was at an all blonde
football game.
At halftime she was called down to answer questions
to see
if she could win $1000. The first question was what is 10
plus 11?
She hesitates and says, hm.. 5! The host says no im sorry
thats
incorrect.
All of the blondes in the stadium chanted "Give her
another chance,
give
her another chance!" So the host agrees and
said, "ok how about 5
plus 5."
She answers and says 20. Again
all the blondes chanted give her another
chance,
give her another
chance. So the host agrees again and says, ok last
chance,
what
is 2 plus 2. The blonde says 4! and the audience says Give her
another chance
give her another chance!
Computer jokes
Technical support had a
caller complaining
that her mouse was hard to control with the dust
cover on. The
cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was
packaged in.