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Todays joke
When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his
money and his best friend, he
got so depressed that his doctor
sent him to see a psychiatrist.
Joe told the psychiatrist his
troubles and said, "Life isn't worth
living.
I think I'm gonna top
myself."
"Don't be stupid, Joe," said the psychiatrist. "My wife ran
off and
left
me too, yet I'm happy."
"How?" asked
Joe.
"Easy," replied the quack. "I threw myself into my work. I totally
submerged myself in my job and soon forgot her. By the way, Joe, what
work
do you do?"
"I clean out septic tanks." Joe replied.
Computer jokes
A customer called
to complain that his
keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by
filling up his tub
with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day,
then he
removed all the keys and washed them individually.
