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Todays joke

A woman checked in at the pearly gates and

asked to join her former husband,
Walter Smith. Saint Peter said, "We
have five million Walter Smiths.
Give us a
little
clue."

The woman said, "My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he said that

if I ever
slept with another man he'd turn over in his
grave."

Saint Peter motioned an angel forward. "Take her to Turning

Walter!"

Computer jokes

Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! I'm on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Customer: "It's from a device." Me: "What kind of device?" Customer: "I don't know." Me: "Like a fax machine or something?" Customer: "I don't know. Someone is under house arrest or something."