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We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.

Todays joke

"Ever
since we got married, my wife has
tried to change me. She got me to stop
drinking, smoking and running
around until all hours of the night. She
taught me
how to dress
well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical
music,
even
how to invest in the stock market."

"Sounds like you may be
bitter because she changed you so
drastically," remarked
his
friend.

"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't
good
enough for me."

Computer jokes

Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesn't work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac off, hold down the mouse clicker, and power the Mac back up." Customer: "Look, I don't have three hands!"