Lawyer jokes
It seems that a devout, good couple was about
to get married,
but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When
they got to
heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for
them to
get married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in
life,
and they still desired wedded union. He thought about it
and
agreed, but said they would have to wait.
It was almost one hundred
years later when St. Peter sent for
them. They were married in a
simple ceremony. So things went
on, for thirty years or so, but they
determined, in this time,
that eternity was best not spent together.
They went back to
St. Peter, and said: "We thought we would be happy
forever, but
now we believe that we have irreconcilable differences.
Is there
any way we can get divorced?" "Are you kidding?" said St.
Peter.
"It took me a hundred years to get a priest up here to
marry
you. I will never get a lawyer!"
