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Todays joke

An angry wife was
complaining
about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night
he
took her along.
"What'll ya have?" he asked.
"Oh, I
don't know. The same as you, I suppose," she replied.
So the husband
ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in
one
gulp.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately

spit it out. "Yuck, that's nasty poison!" she spluttered. "I don't

know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried
the husband. "And you think I'm out
enjoying myself every
night!"

Lawyer jokes

An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the express degree you told me about?" "It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?" "That's my business! Get me the course!" Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid. Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, "please, before it's too late, tell me why you wanted to to get a law degree so badly before you died?" In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said, "One less lawyer . . ."