Lawyer jokes
A man walks into a friend and sees that his
friend's car
is total loss and covered with leaves, grass,
branches,
dirt and blood. He asks his friend,
"What's happened to your
car?"
"Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a
lawyer".
"OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about
the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?"
"Well, I had to
chase him all through the park."
