Lawyer jokes
A person is in the hospital and asked his
doctor how much time does
he
have left to live. The doctor did not
want to lie so he told him that
he
wouldn't make it through the
night. So the person calls for his lawyer
and
asks him to come
and sit by his bed. Right before the person dies, the
lawyer asks
him why did he want him next to him. The dying person
replied,
"When Jesus died, he had a thief next to him and I want to go the same
way."
