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We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.

Todays joke

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal
alien in the
bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and
says "Sorry, you
know the law, you've got to go back across the
border right now."

The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo
Senior, I must stay in de
USA! Pleeeze!"

The Border Patrol
Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard
for him and says
"Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words
in a
sentence".

The Mexican man of course agrees.

The Border Patrol
Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and
Yellow. Now use
them in 1 sentence."

The Mexican man thinks really hard for
about 2 minutes, then says,
"Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green,
Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez
Yellow?"

Lawyer jokes

A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was informed that there were no vacancies. The next day, while walking along the river, he saw a drowned man being pulled out, and recognized him as a federal judge. He ran back to the White House and demanded the position. "Sorry," said the President, "but the lawyer who saw that judge fall in beat you here by a good five minutes."