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Todays joke
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked
the
Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.
The CO says "Are you
crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you
already want a 3-day
pass? You must do something spectacular for that
recognition!"
So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank!
The
CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?"
"Well, I
jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs.
I
approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up,
the
Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, "Do
you
want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"
Letter jokes
Last night I wrote myself a letter.
But I
forgot to sign it and now I don't know who it's from.
