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Todays joke
A
guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising
his voice, asks to speak to
himself.
"Sorry, he doesn't
live here anymore, we're divorced!"
Next day, the guy does the
same thing with the same results.
He does this everyday for a week,
and finally his ex-wife realizes who
it is that keeps calling.
"Look, Bozo! We're divorced! Finito! End of
story! When are you going
to get that through your fat head?"
"Oh, I know! I just can't
hear it enough!"
Computer jokes
"This
little computer," said the sales
clerk, "will do half of your job for
you."
Studying the
machine, the senior VP said, "Fine, I'll take
two."
