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Todays joke
Early Texas governors were not very well
educated. There was once a
chief executive who thought "grammar" was
his father's mother.
On one occasion this governor went hunting
and forgot his gun. He
phoned his secretary and asked him to send
the gun.
"The phone connection's bad," said the secretary. "I
couldn't
catch that last word. Spell it."
The governor
replied, " 'G' like in Jesus; 'U' like in onion;
'N' like in
pneumonia GUN, you damn fool!"
Letter jokes
Josh sent a
letter to his folks. He told
about a ten-mile hike he had taken.
His father wrote back saying, 'In
my day I thought nothing of walking
ten miles.'
Josh wrote
back, 'To tell the truth, I didn't think much of it
either.