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We hope that we can make you laugh as much as you should each day.

Todays joke

One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him
what he
wanted him to do.

After God had briefed him on his
mission, the minister decided to ask
him a question.

"God,"
he said, "What is heaven like?"

God replied, "Well, normally I
don't tell people this, but since you
are my servant, I guess I
can tell you. Heaven will be like a city. It
will have the best of
everything. For example, the French will be the
chefs; the Italians
will be the lovers; the English will be the
policeman; the Germans
will be the mechanics; and the Dutch will be the
politicians!"

The man looked pleased. "What is hell like?" he
asked.

"Well," he said with a sigh, "the French will be the mechanics; the

Italians will be the politicians; the English will be the chefs; the

Germans will be the policemen; and the Dutch will be the lovers."

Marriage jokes

It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash, he gestured down at the dog and said, "My Doberman here killed her." "Gee...That's terrible," commiserated the spectator. "But... Hmmmm... Is there anyway you might lend me your dog for a day or so?" The bereaved son-in-law pointed his thumb over his shoulder and answered, "Get in line."