Marriage jokes
The
newlywed wife said to her husband
when he returned from work, "I have
great news for you. Pretty soon,
we're going to be three in this house
instead of two."
Her
husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his
eyes.
He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said,
"I'm
glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother
moves in
with us."
