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Todays joke

An airliner was having engine
trouble,
and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers
take
their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

A few
minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone
was
buckled in and ready.

"All set back here, Captain," came the
reply, "except the lawyers
are still going around passing out business
cards."

Marriage jokes

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse. "Do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."