Marriage jokes
"Honey," said this
husband to his wife,
"I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The
house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all
the dishes are dirty,
and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because
the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
